In March 2012, I left my home in Gloucestershire, UK, to cycle around the world. I have no idea how long this will take ...

How much do you eat?

I’ve mentioned that already: ‘grotesque portions’. I can quite easily eat 500g pasta, 300g tinned meat, an onion and a quarter-pack of butter in a single sitting. Ten scrambled eggs with onions and peppers is a breakfast favourite. In China, the owners of the restaurants offering all-you-can-eat rice deals may well be shaking their head in their hands.